that’s right, national grammar day. march 4th, every year.
I say, good folks, abandon the overly proscriptive rules and split your infinitives today. Split them as if you’ve never enjoyed to do so. to go quickly where others want to quickly leave. (oh bother.)
On another note…actually, no time for that. I have this thing in my head, and I’m pretty sure it has very little to do with my brain.